unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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lameborghini:

today sucked but at least it’s not 2009

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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